"What's your name?"
"Blair."
"Of Jo-Tootie-and-Natalie fame?"
"It's part of being a playa. There is bound to be some casualties."
"Mom!
Dolphins!
In the ocean!"
"I'm wearing your pillowcase."
"...the guy with the jean shorts."
"Jean shorts?! Where'd he get them?"
"I have a thing for brunettes."
"You have a "thing" for asians, latina, or redheads - blondes even. Nobody has a "thing" for brunettes."
"Damn right they can."
"Well lucky for you I'm a brunette then. And lucky for me I have a thing for pilots."
"I'll leave your ass here. Don't think I won't."
"I'm getting a dog then."
"What can I do for you?"
"Words every girl likes to hear."
"We'll take 2 miller lites."
"Bud lites?"
"No, miller lites."
"But bud lites are on special."
"2 miller lites, please."
In front of an 8-year old kid: "I want to be tied to the bedpost."
"That was an earmuff moment if ever I heard one."
"I live on Dagworthy."
"Of course you do."
"I don't like the Rudder. I only went there for you."
"Of course you did."
"From here on out, he is known as the Red Barron."
"Of Snoopy fame?"
3 comments:
What was the song of the summer again? Love that Jefe!
that was a funny post. i gotta confess to listening in to others' conversations as well. but only if i'm bored.
you should submit some of those to overheardatthebeach(dot)com
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