Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

It's not enough that Johnny Jerkface essentially broke my heart with the coming on strong courtship morphing into the Disappearing Freak. A patented act of the average 12-year old. ("Done with the new girl, what else is out there? If I ignore her, maybe she will go away.")

It is also not enough that he had to put on the whole Making Out With Bimbo Show for my own personal viewing pleasure in a bar that one night he was supposed to be thinking about our relationship because he didn't want to lose me or something like that.

But NOW he has lurked on over into Mav's world. Because, HE HIT ON MY FRIEND by way of an online wink - a friend HE HAS MET BEFORE and not to mention I am actually IN ONE OF HER PICTURES. Am I that distant of a memory that he couldn't even recognize me?

I think it is that he is just that into himself that he probably looked at a few of her pictures saw "fun" thrown around her profile and thought, "This chick will love me."

Um, he would be wrong.

And so I wonder what he thought when she responded with, "Are you f-ing kidding me?!" Did he put two and two together or did he just get his ego slapped down a peg as in "do you really think I would ever go out with someone like you?" Either way, embarrassment or blatant rejection -well - he walked right into that one. Smug and cocky as he is.

8 comments:

Morgan said...

what a dumbass.

Mav said...

I had to take a shower and scrub myself with anti-bacterial soap until my skin was raw just to get the cheese and slime off...sicko!

Morgan said...

I wish there were an island we could send idiots to and they would never come back. Perhaps that was the original idea that sparked Lost.

Virginia Belle said...

what an asshole!!!! here's to hoping he learned his lesson.

gaw! i mean, SERIOUSLY. total asshole. what unbelievable nerve.

amyd said...

he ain't got the cahunas to be cocky. Ball-less, I say!

Kelly said...

Ok, so, I finally have to ask: What online dating do you guys do? I have a newly divorced friend, mid 30's, handsome, sweet, funny, successful attorney. I need to find him a woman. Anyone want to move to St. Louis?

Original Me said...

It's match.com. But tell me more Kelly! It just so happens I am going to be going to St Louis in July for a conference quite possibly, ha ha...

Kelly said...

Hey! Well, what more would you like to know? I have to say, every time I read your posts I think, "If only there was some way to hook him up with this girl!" I've been trying to get him to do Match.com for a while but he doesn't think it will work. Anyway, if I wasn't married, I'd probably be dating him. heehee!
If you come to St. Louis this summer, we should meet for cocktails...I'll bring him along! ;-)