Monday, July 10, 2006

Overheard At The Beach

"What's your name?"
"Blair."
"Of Jo-Tootie-and-Natalie fame?"

"It's part of being a playa. There is bound to be some casualties."

"Mom!
Dolphins!
In the ocean!"

"I'm wearing your pillowcase."

"...the guy with the jean shorts."
"Jean shorts?! Where'd he get them?"

"I have a thing for brunettes."
"You have a "thing" for asians, latina, or redheads - blondes even. Nobody has a "thing" for brunettes."
"Damn right they can."
"Well lucky for you I'm a brunette then. And lucky for me I have a thing for pilots."

"I'll leave your ass here. Don't think I won't."
"I'm getting a dog then."

"What can I do for you?"
"Words every girl likes to hear."

"We'll take 2 miller lites."
"Bud lites?"
"No, miller lites."
"But bud lites are on special."
"2 miller lites, please."

In front of an 8-year old kid: "I want to be tied to the bedpost."
"That was an earmuff moment if ever I heard one."

"I live on Dagworthy."
"Of course you do."

"I don't like the Rudder. I only went there for you."
"Of course you did."

"From here on out, he is known as the Red Barron."
"Of Snoopy fame?"

3 comments:

Mav said...

What was the song of the summer again? Love that Jefe!

Virginia Belle said...

that was a funny post. i gotta confess to listening in to others' conversations as well. but only if i'm bored.

James said...

you should submit some of those to overheardatthebeach(dot)com